ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
