also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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