Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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