i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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