maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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