I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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