why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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