There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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