clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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