on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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