He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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