she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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