dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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