He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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