you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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