She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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