Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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