**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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