Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
