People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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