do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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