If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Randomize
