have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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