So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I wear drunk well.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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