you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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