will power is for people who don't want to get laid
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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