why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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