Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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