You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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