Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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