I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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