I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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