So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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