your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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