went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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