Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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