she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize