Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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