Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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