I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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