How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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