Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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