sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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