i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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