"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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