I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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