Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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