I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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