She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
