Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize