i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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