paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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