my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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