I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
