and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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