We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.