Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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