put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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